London Mayor Boris Johnson has set the world of personal transport alight by unveiling a joint development with the team behind the Costa Concordia shipping line. Inspired by Google's foray into the world of the driverless car, Mr Johnson, 50, said he was exploding with boyish pride at his idea finally coming to fruition in today's glut of eco friendly transport schemes. "Ever since I was a boy, a few months ago, I've dreamt of having my own riderless bike and after working closely with the company famous for skipperless cruise-ships, that day has finally arrived!"
"Imagine the possibilities, thousands of bikes weaving skilfully around London, navigating their way automatically to their destinations and back again!"
Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong , co-hosts of the popular BBC quiz show were quick to invite Boris onto their Christmas special.
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