Post office accused of quantative easing

Government ministers this week have accused the now privatized Post Office of quantitative easing (QE). Backbench MP Tristan Huffington said that it was a scandal that the Post Office were carrying out dangerous financial procedures in a time of uncertainty. "It is a greedy and lazy way of generating cash used to fund the lavish activities of their shareholders"
Post Office union boss Mike McLasky said "oh yeah, that's rich coming from those hypocritical wind bags, who print money like there's no tomorrow. When the government owned the Post Office it was called printing stamps! Nothing's changed...bastards!"

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