You can keep your hat on Bernie

Having sat in on Bernie's scriptwriters adjustment bureau meetings and feeling strongly about the way Formula 1 is going I have decided to whistleblow.

Spoilers!Spoilers!Spoilers!Spoilers!Spoilers!Spoilers! will win the 2015 drivers championship and 

Spoilers!Spoilers!Spoilers!Spoilers!Spoilers!Spoilers! will win the constructors championship.

There, I said it...  

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events, people or places, you are plainly mistaken.