Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Press leak

This week the Septic Bladder Institute issued proceedings against the British media after they likened them to Sepp Blatter the beleaguered president of FIFA. They are seeking compensation for the slanderous comparison of their stinking, puss like, putrefying masses with Mr Blatter.
"It's outrageous" said Professor Pepe Le Dribble, the chairbag of the institute, "that these low life hacks can so easily get away with insulting us disgusting, filthy, infected organs by twinning us with someone like Sepp Blatter, I can't even say his name without some of my cloudy juices leaking from my revolting body, enough is enough, it has to stop!


Professor Le Dribble

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