Thursday, 7 May 2015

Going ape

In light of the apparent faux pas made by the Takasakiyama Zoo, in southern Japan after it named a newborn macaque monkey after Princess Charlotte, baboon couple Charles and Camilla from Tanzania have launched a formal complaint with the British Embassy in Dar es Salaam. 
"I find it quite extraordinary" said Camilla as Charles picked through the fur on her backside, "that these bloody royalty think it's just fine to name their progeny after normal everyday hardworking baboons like us, it's hugely embarrassing and demeaning. We will seek redress through the courts if necessary to put a stop to this abject humiliation we are suffering"
"found one Cammy, my little pudding!" blurted Charles 

Attr:Nevit Dilmen
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events, people or places, you are plainly mistaken.      

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