In a bid to reduce the number of near drenchings this year, the British NSA (National Sponge Association) have launched an awareness campaign to highlight the need for vigilance and responsibility in the use of the sponge. Several high profile cases at village fetes over the last year required changes of clothes and in one case an insurance claim on a dry clean only top. The lack of a British constitution unlike our American cousins (are we really related?) should enshrine the right to keep and bear sponges but the right to have concealed sponges should not be allowed on account of it is often mistaken for incontinence.
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is
for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no
responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is
all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events,
people or places, you are plainly mistaken.
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