UNTER - the future of transport

Tired of waiting on windy, noisy platforms for that tube train stinking of urine, whilst attempting desperately not to catch the eye of the sweaty looking unsavoury character in the seat opposite?
Tired of paying extortionate fares to help support feckless tube driver wages?
Well the long wait is over as we are immensely proud to launch: 'UNTER'

A small team of dedicated perfectionists, from independently trained drivers to world class app writers have been beavering away over two years to bring beleaguered commuters the ultimate transport scheme.
Just open the app on your Apple or Android device, click on your destination and with the UNTER system knowing your location, a train will be with you within twenty* short minutes. Imagine the convenience of a fresh smelling, quiet and people free train direct from doorstep to doorstep!

*based on certified average waiting times

 

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events, people or places, you are plainly mistaken.