A&E failings explained

Jobless people have been singled out by a parliamentary committee as the reason behind the large number of UK hospitals declaring emergency incident procedures in the last few months. It would appear that fractures are the biggest contributor to the overwhelmed departments. 
Casper Wellington-Booth, spokesperson for the committee explained that it was the large falls in the unemployed which recently hit headlines that were clearly to blame.
"why can't these lazy, good for nothing, people just lie on their couches and watch Jeremy Kyle rather than waste valuable resources chasing food and breaking limbs. Maybe we should put all the jobless in Norfolk where it's flat, and pipe in spreadable cheese to prevent these unnecessary casualties" 

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