Captain Williams: negative ATC, we see no warning symbol and no audio alarm.
Gatwick ATC:VS443, Is FTC set above 300 Lima?
Captain Williams: negative ATC, it is limited to 250 Lima, should we continue to dump Avgas?
Gatwick ATC: confirmed VS443, please enter final approach on two Zulu Kilo, emergency response vehicles at Alpha Romeo four seven.
Captain Williams: ATC, have Boing engineers exhausted solutions to issue?
Gatwick ATC: please hold VS443...conferring...Boing ask have you tried switching it off and then switching it back on again?
Captain Williams: negative...attempting...oh shit!...bluescreen!, BRACE!, BRACE!, BRACE!
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events you are plainly mistaken.
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