Much consternation in the schoolyard today as Vlad and Petro are the last two to be picked to play war, a game of invasion of areas of the playground not already occupied or policed by foreign kids with frightening names. Petro approached the dinner monitor for moral support while Vlad continued to prance around the bench pretending he was a bare chested hunter of wild animals whilst secretly being terrified of spiders and hoping he wouldn't run into his arch nemesis, a kid called Ronald who had a big round white face, a red nose and overly long feet.
Earlier in the term Vlad had set fire to Petro's schoolbag and Petro's parents had complained bitterly to the school head. Vlad's parents were surprised and embarrassed at his behaviour and stopped his pocket money until he could learn the lesson. Sadly for Vlad, with only one space left on the teams, Petro was picked instead of him. Vlad was furious and screamed that Petro was no longer his friend and that he was going to scweem and scweem until he was sick...before he burst into tears and sat forlorn on the bench wishing this day had never come.
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| Vlad the wailer |
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for
entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility
for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue.
If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events you are plainly mistaken.
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