It is sad to report the gruesome demise of one of Zimbabwe's top professional big game hunters in an incident whilst tracking and scouting for clients in the Zambesi Valley.
Ian 'Gibbo' Gibson was charged by a young male elephant in 'musth' who knocked him down, then knelt on him, crushing him to death.
Still, on the upside the herd deservedly now have some shiny white toothpicks, a letter opener and stunning vase.
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| attr: Muhammad Mahdi Karim |
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is
for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no
responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is
all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events,
people or places, you are plainly mistaken.
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