Andy Murray and Kim Sears celebrated their marriage today surrounded by friends, family and other stars in a sumptuous effort.
Asked afterwards what they had thought of their wedding Andy said "It was alright", Kim said "It was a f****ng nightmare with the pi***ng rain an all. Can't believe so many c***s came from so far to witness me in a t****ng white dress, what a bunch of f****ng t**ts!
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is
for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no
responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is
all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events,
people or places, you are plainly mistaken.

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