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Kim latest manly feat, climbing Mt. Paektu, the countries highest mountain, is called into question after a photograph of him smiling, surrounded by adoring soldiers shows an anomaly.

In other news, a man was found floating in a river south of the capital with a paint roller protruding from his nether regions.

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events, people or places, you are plainly mistaken.