Dubai skyscaper faces rename

Authorities in Dubai are today are in frantic discussions with developers of the worlds tallest residential skyscaper after the previous record holder, 'The Torch' was severely damaged by fire yesterday.
Umar Lumpar Holdings said that they had received warnings that 'The Toppler' should be renamed to something less foreboding. Among the suggested alternatives proposed by business leaders were: Lucky Strike House, The Swan Vesta Building, Kindling Villas and Tinder Gardens.

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