Liverpool gone...

Less than twenty four hours since it's residents began to react rather badly to the gentle and subtle ribbing by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, the city of Liverpool has completely vanished.
Liverpool's mayor, Rick Withington, speaking from his home in Chester said he was shocked and saddened that his beloved city had simply disappeared, but that it was probably for the best.
Despite the suspicion falling on Jeremy Clarkson, police believe it was an inside job owing to the city boundary being propped up by thousands of brick piles.

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events, people or places, you are plainly mistaken.