Was it good for you?

A recent police raid on the world famous London Medical Research Centre has uncovered a disturbing item which explains much of the recent health headlines in the press.

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events you are plainly mistaken.