Sunday, 1 February 2015

One simple blood test is all you need

One simple blood test is all you may need to continue enjoying your life.
The procedure can be carried out by anybody with a small pin and is very quick.
Although no formal medical training or knowledge is required, a lobby group cited their concern that unscrupulous operators could pop up a gazebo in the high street and charge for this intrinsically free service. The test itself is explained here in an attempt to prevent rogue practitioners fleecing gullible members of the community. First sterilise a small pin, then make a small shallow prick into the finger and hold the finger up high. If red stuff comes out then crack on...



Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events you are plainly mistaken.

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