Can ya see what I am yet?

Disgraced entertainer Rolf Harris was today stripped of his CBE after his convictions and recent imprisonment for his odious crimes. The announcement stated: "The Queen has directed that the appointment of Rolf Harris to be a Commander of the Civil Division of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, dated 17 June 2006, shall be cancelled and annulled and that his name shall be erased from the Register of the said Order."
There was better news for Harris as he has been allowed to keep his 'Jim fixed it for me' medal as long as he wears it during community time in the prison.

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