Judge for yourself

There is shock amongst the judiciary this morning as three court judges are removed from office for watching porn via their official internet accounts. Investigators declared that none of the porn was illegal and was heterosexual in nature. Close colleagues of the three expressed their torment at the sackings.
An unnamed spokesperson, Fiona Gotherington-Smythe, a personal assistant to one of the three said "It is wholly wrong that finally we have proof that at least three male judges are normal heterosexuals, and yet the moment this is revealed they get sacked, what the hell is going on!"
As the announcements were being made a small fire broke out in chambers when Judge Marmaduke Fiddy-Kidler inexplicably tried to put his iPad through the shredder.

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