Too remote?

Advertising gurus have signed up the three Top Gear presenters whilst they are 'out of work' in a bid to seize upon the three's huge popularity to promote the successful British TV remote control company.
One For All will see the three jobseekers play Alexandre Dumas famous three musketeers to advertise the bewildering array of couch surfing aids with a condition that buttons '1' and '2' be non functional.

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