How is Mr Tumnus Vlad?

Rumours on Vlad's whereabouts and possible illness were scotched today as he was spotted emerging from a Kremlin wardrobe with snow on his shoulders.

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events, people or places, you are plainly mistaken.