Richard III Society chairman Wilfred Predacast was in shock today as it was confirmed the bones which appeared in the petfood section of the supermarket were indeed those of King Richard III.
To add to the misery for the followers of this controversial ruler, and with the greatest of ironies a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel was seen to make off with the thighbone at great speed.
Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events, people or places, you are plainly mistaken.
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