Jolie good fun

After having her breasts and ovaries removed, Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie is to have her brain taken out in case it starts making ridiculous decisions.

Disclaimer: This story is satire - this means it is for entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue. If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events, people or places, you are plainly mistaken.