Prisons in the UK are set to receive sophisticated new drug scanners. The scanners are the latest generation of devices designed to stamp out the misuse of drugs. US prisons have been hugely successful and it's thought UK prisons will benefit similarly. New inmates will no longer need to be strip searched before incarceration which will be a relief to many. They will merely need to walk though an airport style xray scanner and in the event that no drugs are found a friendly team of prison staff are on hand to provide them with whatever class A or B substances they require.
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entertainment only and is not true. Mr Anthrop accepts no responsibility
for the accuracy or otherwise of this information - it is all untrue.
If you see any allegory or similarity with actual events, people or places, you are plainly
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